Creed of the Long Haul Trucker
1. Thou shalt deliver thy load on time:
a. Even when dispatched 5 minutes after delivery is due.
b. Night or day-whether black ice, deluge, fog, or flame.
2. Bestow pity upon thy dispatcher:
a. Whenever he proves himself a raving jackass…
b. Forgive him, for he is weak.
3. Honor thy truck:
a. Neither is it a damnable beast, nor doth it conspire against you; nor can it outrun the wind when screamed at.
4. Love the delivery dock:
a. Know the dock foreman’s black heart is filled with compassion.
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